Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Jenelle & Courtland Married?

Today it was reported that Jenelle and Courtland (who have only been dating for a few months...) are now married! Jenelle's sister was quoted saying "My sister got married this morning, it was a shotgun courthouse wedding... my mom was totally shocked and had to hear it from somebody else." Ashleigh also says that she believes Jenelle did this to distract people from all of the drug allegations floating around about Jenelle and Courtland. She also says that Jenelle thinks it will be easier to get Jace back if she is married. 


Courtland has been saying that he can't wait for her last name to be "Rogers"... but he went and got a tattoo that says "Jenelle Evans" on his chest... I guess you could add the "Rogers" in later....

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  1. do they realize they can't just leave when shit gets tough now that they're legally married? sigh, this girl will never learn..

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  2. Jenelle Evans-Rogers, ever the queen of sound decision-making. I'm gonna pop some popcorn and kick back to watch this one, but I won't need to watch for too long. Any bets as to when this falls apart? I'll give it until January, they'll be too high and distracted by the Holidays and not getting her son back to create any real drama.

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  3. Caaaan anyone say prenup?

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  4. Does this guy not know what a cursive "n" looks like??

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    1. No. Not an m either seeing how he's alnost famous.

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    2. You gotta love scratcher tattoos.

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    3. I hope she goes to deep next time and he learns his lesson. Scratcher tats mamke mee sick.

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    4. Jerelle evers. Nice.

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    5. On a serious note, where I live, in Maryland, they do not teach cursive writing in schools anymore (stupid, yes, but they don't do it). Maybe he really never did learn it?!?!? Nah...he's just a dumbass.

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    6. Well cursive writing is pretty stupid itself. And if he didn't learn it he shouldn't be tattooing it on someone.

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  5. I thought its only been two months? It's on December 3 and i feel like they didn't begin dating until the end of September or beginning of October?

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    1. You're right, there's a picture on her instagram where she's with kieffer which was posted only 11 weeks ago. However, Courtland told radaronline.com it had been 4 months which is obviously where this site has incorrectly copied it from. Tut tut.

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    2. Radar Online is linked at the top so no dur that is where the information came from. If Courtland said it was four months then that is why they wrote that.

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  6. Man, this means Chelsea is the only Teen Mom 2 girl not married. Who pegged her to have the most sense when it comes to not rushing relationships?

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    1. I guarantee you 100% if Adam said let's get married tomorrow she would do it. It's not sense it's Adam's lack of interest.

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    2. Her and Adam have not been together in over a year though, so I don't think she'd agree to marry hm tomorrow.

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    3. oh, i do believe she would marry him anytime LOL. shes no smarter than any of the girls on the show, only Adam has never proposed (yet?). Chelsea swoons every time Adam smiles at her, and to think of a proposal... LOL

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    4. I'm pretty sure they slept together in NYC and that is why him and his girlfriend broke up. She was talking about it on twitter a while ago. Now her and Chels are bbf wtf

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  7. Has anyone noticed that Jenelle has a really flat face

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    1. I think her nose is just hiding behind courttlands.

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    2. Has anyone noticed that Jenelle looks exactly like Diane Downs?

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    3. Has anyone noticed that Jenelle looks exactly like Elzbieta Plackowska?

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    4. Why are you so determinded that she looks like that crazy bitch? Seriously. No one agrees. Shut up.

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    5. I don't think it was the same Anon posting about Diane Downs here as the one who posted in the other threads. I think in this case it's someone who appreciates the hilarity in it as much as I do - it's hard to let it go, dangit.

      I ended up googling the other Anon's suggestion of Elzbieta Plackowska - all I have to say is I have no faith in humanity anymore.

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    6. Does elzabieta look like diane?

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    7. The don't look alike but they both killed their own children. People are unforgivable sometimes.

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    8. That's so messed up. Killing anyone is fucked up. Killing a child is more fucked up. Bu it takes a special kind of fucked up to kill their own kids. God I watched dianes parole hearing video from 08 and she's sitting there talking about her children getting shot with a smile on her face.

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  8. this show has done nothing but wrong to Jenelle. it keeps providing her money for drugs and draws a lot of attention to her which is quite dangerous in her mental condition (bipolar disorder). btw i believe shes not bipolar, shes rather borderline. she should get medical and psychological help instead of 2 weeks in rehab and making an ass of herself on this show... the more attention she gets the crazier things she does, all the time. and she never changes, no matter how she promises that after every episode. i feel so sorry for this train wreck.

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    1. exactly! i wonder which girl from teen mom3 is gonna be the new amber/jenelle...

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    2. I'd guess Alex or Briana.

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    3. How can you compare Jenelle to Amber? Amber is such a better mother than Jenelle!

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    4. both drug addicts, both are/were in jail. both have endangered their child. Jenelle shouting in front of Jace, Amber hitting Gary really hard in front of Leah. Amber is only better NOW because she realized that she needs help.

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    5. The major difference is that everything that happened with jenelle is her fault. Gary is just as big of a problem as amber. Plus amber has always tried. She failed but at least the efort was there. And she saw that she was failing and went to jail so she would have no choice but to quit.

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    6. At least Gary was always there for Leah, unlike Andrew (altho i wouldnt be there too if i didnt know wether or not he was my kid :D ). And Amber had no choice really but to go to jail, coz her child was already taken away from her and Gary got full custody of her. Maybe Jenelle needs a kind of mother Amber has, not Babs who is always there for her raising her son on her own... :/

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    7. I don't really think gary is much better than amber. He is so emotionaly abusive to amber who says he won't be to leah? Even if he's not like that with leah I don't think he'll be different when amber gets out and still treat her as awful as he always has. All he wants is to control her. Honestly I hope amber gets out clean and sober and good and gets leah back. The only thing that hindered her parenting was the drugs. If those are gone she will be a wonderful mother.

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    8. "The only thing that hindered her parenting was the drugs. If those are gone she will be a wonderful mother."

      I think the same is true about Jenelle. plus, she has a certain mental condition, and its also not her fault. whats her fault is using drugs and not taking the meds prescribed to her personality disorder.

      sometimes i can understand why Gary is emotionaly abusive to Amber. Amber starts the fight, Amber calls Gary fatass, idiot, fucker, shitty person, etc. No wonder Gary gets mad too, and most of the time he's the one who chooses to hang up on her. If someone called me names every time i dont act like they want me to, i wouldnt let it go either and i would be just as mad as Gary is. but i can understand your pont, too! :)

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    9. Jenelle could be totally sober and still be a shity mom. I get that she is severely mentally adicted to weed but I know a lot of people that are and still take caer of their kids. When amber had Leah she took very good care of her. She just got to into her addiction to keep doing it. Then she got help. Jenelle never took care of Jace high or sober.

      and GARY is the one who starts it most of the time. Ambers far from innocent but because she hit him she keeps looked at liek the bad guy. Keep in mind that one of the times she hit him he pushed her first. I remember an episode where Leah was about 12-18 months. Amber sent him to Garys and he called her and started telling her she was a bad mom and didn't take good care of her becasue Leah had little scrathed on her legs and her clothes and some dirt on them. HE refused to listen to her when she told him they were playing outside. He is awful. Just before the end of the last season when they wern't even together he started telling her how much of a slut and a whore she was for getting a new boyfriend that wasn't him. No one deserves to be treated the way he treats her. Even from the 16 and pregnant episode he has shown her no respect, when he bought that ps3?? She got upset about it and he acted like she was just being dumb and kept playing. He said oh theres money in the bank theres like 5 dollars. Not to mention I can only imainge that he dosen't feed Leah healthy foods. Looks aside it is unhealthy to be obese as he is. If he doesn't lead a healthy life how can Leah learn to. That doesn't make it okay for Amber to do the things she has done but Gary is just as bad. Then people justify his behavior by caling him a great dad and all this crap. A great dad would NOT be treating the mother of his child like that.

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    10. Gary has matured a lot since the 16&pregnant episode. im not saying hes flawless but he tries his best. its not easy to be a single mom but being a single dad is way harder. and Amber WAS using drugs even before her pregnancy, she said it herself. and when gary called her a slut it was because they both agreed during Ambers rehab/vacation to work things out and be together. they hadnt officially broken up yet Amber was already dating a new guy. plus she should have focused on seeing&taking care of Leah as often as possible not dating. and Gary apologized later. btw ive never seen Amber truly apologize to Gary without starting a fight 2 mins later...

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    11. I can only hope he will treat amber better when she gets out. I don't see why being a single dad would be any harder than being a single mom. They have all the same struggles. And they couldn't be officially broken up if they were ne er officially together. He had no right to call her a slut they throw leah a party that amber couldn't attend then rub it in her face. He was using leah to hurt amber cause he was butthurt. Just because she was dating doesn't mean it was what she was focused on. Obviously her priorities were screwed up by drug use but I don't think guys have ever come before leah which is another thing she is better about than jenelle. I haven't seen her apologie either but that doesn't mean it hasen't happened and half of garys apologies were just to manipulate amber. Im sure he meant them sometimes but he's a very controling person who took advantage of ambers unstable mind.

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  9. Train wreck. I give this marriage 2 months tops. I honestly think she jumped and got married so quick to fit in with Kail and Leah. It's painfully obvious that none of the other girls can stand her. Her and Kail were close at one point but now with the things Kail has posted on Twitter I seriously doubt it.
    I almost feel bad for her......almost

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  10. If it isnt already confirmed, Brunswick County has their marriage certificate online.

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  11. As is Jaces birth record. Dont get too excited. It doesnt have detail...

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